Ben says: "Look Mom! They're kissing!"


I say: "Uh, yeah. They are....."

I think: They are doing more than that!


Ben says "She must not be a good kisser".
I say "Maybe he has to go to work".

I think: Did I just see a see horse wham-bam-thank-you-m'am?

long pause...





I shriek: OH GOOD LORD! There is schtuff floating around in there now!


please note schtuff. ;)